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Sean is the next ruler of this world.
Sean is an evil mastermind from New Jersey.I know what your thinking-"New Jersey?An evil mastermind from New Jersey?"Well,if you've ever been to New Jersey,you'de know that New Jersey is the most evil place in the world.Sean is 16 years old and has multiple personalities(Franky is one of them).Sean will also be the next ruler of this world.True-there was no real previous human ruler of this world,so I guess that would make him the first rather than the next.Well,the point is-HE WILL RULE YOU.You might as well start practicing your bowing and obeying and "Yes,Supreme Emperor!"'s. I think that you will like being Sean's subjects.We dont have any kind of major medical or dental plans yet,but we're hopeful that all of that will be taken care of by the end of the year.
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What happens to snitches,narcs,and quitters.
Anyone who quits O.N.U.M.,rats us out to the government,or leaks secrets will be severly punished. I will personally launch a rocket up your rear end on your way to work. |
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O.N.U.M. Contests.
Check back here occassionally to see what contests are currently going on.Hopefully the first one should start August 1st. Contact us if you have any ideas for a good contest and/or prizes.
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Associates and Allies
David Hess is one of our allies. Hes a geek but hes useful to have around.Here's the address to his website that isnt as cool as this one.{www.davidmhess.com}
Always remember that you're unique,just like everyone else.
Updates
Send me your emails to NoFear1108@aol.com if you have any questions,comments or suggestions for the site.I'll answer your questions and deal with your other crap as quickly as possible.
If you can't beat them,beat their loved ones.
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Gary the Groundhog
Gary is the unofficial mascot of O.N.U.M. He likes cereal and chaos. He's a really good shot with that bazooka,but he has trouble taking orders. |
Kyle the Kamikaze Kitten
This is Kyle the Kamikaze Kitten-the archenemy of Gary the Groundhog.Kyle tried to sneak into the compound to assassinate Gary,but we stopped him.Rather that killing him,which Kyle had intented on,we set him free to fight another day. |
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