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Giving Back Ok.I know that this sounds weird coming from me,but I want all of you to get involved in your community somehow. Volunteer at the local hospital,read to children at the library,or help an elderly or handicapped neighbor with their errands.Trust me. Yeah,I know what you're thinking.But O.N.U.M isn't all world domination and incredibly funny jokes.It's also about giving back.So go out there and get involved-OR ELSE!!!
		Not again... This is Carl the Calico.He tried to assassinate someone at O.N.U.M but one of our officers picked him off before he could fire a shot. Nice work guys.
Excellent... One of my favorite things to do is make children cry.Second only to making adults cry.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is: God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is: Probably because of something you did.